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On the downside, I will live to see another sunrise
On the upside, I will live to see another sunset.

Last friday i went to my 6 month dental checkup. I was told that I have the gum line of a 50 year old man as a result of Juvenile Periodontitis, which is fancy dentist talk for "your teeth will rot out of your head if you don't floss more"

so yesterday i had to go in again for a root cleaning, that's where they fire Novocain into 5 spots per mouth quadrant (i had the upper left and upper right done, totaling ten shots) and then scrape the shit out from under your gums, because it had gotten to the point that floss wouldn't help anymore.

so i spent an hour and a half with some woman playing in my mouth with a metal hook, telling me about the importance of flossing for the entire 1.5 hour session. i suspect she may be ex-CIA.

oh, and i don't think i've been on LJ for a couple months, so if you think i know anything thats going on in your life via livejournal, i don't.